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The Young Man From Nantucket


There was a young man from Nantucket
Who washed all his clothes in a bucket
When his friend asked him why
He replied with a sigh
My machine is broke
It went up in smoke
And so I said fuck it
I'll just use a bucket



Copyright Paul Bandeira 1997

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